Pup Parenting Pro Gifts

Four Star Meal

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Canine Scentipede

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Labrador Non-retriever