Proud Pup Parent Gifts

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Cry babies.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Impressing dad.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Canine Scentipede

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'