Proud Pup Parent Pillows

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Cry babies.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Impressing dad.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Canine Scentipede

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'