Proud Pet Parents Pillows

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'