Proud Pet Parent Pillows

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

The family dog feels neglected because of the attention given to the new baby.

I travel Prada whenever I can."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

My Doberman's smarter than your honor roll sutdent.

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Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

The cat's gift.

"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."