Proud Pet Owner Pillows

Pet Dog.

'Hey,Hank-come on over and see the giant catfish I just caught.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Next!'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

The Upholstery Consultant

Pet Owners' Date Night

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

The cat's gift.

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

"Why don't you use your litter box?"