Joyful Pet Owner Pillows

'Next!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'We'll take it!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Pet Owners' Date Night

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

The Upholstery Consultant

Two cats are high off catnip.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."