Joyful Pet Owner Pillows

'Next!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'We'll take it!'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Two cats are high off catnip.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Good book?'

Pet Owners' Date Night

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."