Joyful Pet Keeper Pillows

'I've graduated with honours from Puppy School: They're sending me to Puppy University !'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Next!'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

Pet Owners' Date Night

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

A girl with a dog and balloons

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Fido phones

Walkies.