Joyful Pet Keeper Pillows

'I've graduated with honours from Puppy School: They're sending me to Puppy University !'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Next!'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Pet Owners' Date Night

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'