Lighthearted Pet Owner Pillows

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Next!'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

K9 Literati.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Bad dog!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.