Pet Owner Who Loves To Laugh Pillows

"Football is one long game of fetch."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

The First Cone of Shame.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Doggy conductor

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."