Laugh-loving Pet Owners Pillows

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Who's best friend are you?'

#NoJunk

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Dog Jogger

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"Alternative lifestyle."

Will act like an idiot for food.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

Tinder for dogs

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"You will be going on a long walk."

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."