Pet Owners With Humor Pillows

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat and mouse.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I hate surprises!'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Is our owner hot?"

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Dog Jogger

When Pugs dream.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Parrot annoying dog.

Polly want a cracker?

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'