Dog Owners With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Inflatable Love Leg

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Free Range Golfers

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Bad dog!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Dog Jogger

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

The Haunted Dog House

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

Bad Dog

Free Range Chicken.