Dog Owner With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Yesterday I had the trots, you should have seen him trying to scoop that up"

"Could you come in here and chase my tail?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Ship with dog hanging out of window.

"I never liked dogs in any of my previous lives either."

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'

"And remember, my door is always open."

"Welcome to Earth! How long was the ride?"

The Haunted Dog House

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

'Richard: I want a divorce. And I never liked your stupid dog.'

'You're one to talk!'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'Do you extract teeth?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"He ran out of pee."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Good book?'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A skinny dog with clown make up

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"