Humor-loving Dog Owner Pillows

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Bad dog!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

When Pugs dream.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'