Humor-loving Pet Owner Pillows

Dog with crutch.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Doggy conductor

The Karate Kitten.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

When Pugs dream.