Dog Lover With A Taste For Humor Pillows

Swine List

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Shake! Good Dog."

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"He ran out of pee."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Bad dog!"

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'