Lover Of Dog Humor Pillows

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Shake! Good Dog."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"He ran out of pee."

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Bruno, sit."

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Get a life."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"