Dog Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"I don't know why everyone's so concerned about toilet paper."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog wearing a cone

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Get a life."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

#NoJunk

Polly Clinic.

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'