Dog Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"I don't know why everyone's so concerned about toilet paper."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Dog wearing a cone

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Balloon dog training

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Polly Clinic.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

#NoJunk

"Get a life."

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that