Canine Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Dog on a Shelf.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

When Dogs Rule

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"He ran out of pee."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Bruno, sit."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'The day has come.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

#NoJunk

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Polly Clinic.

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"