Canine Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'True, he can be annoying. But keep in mind that he's our only source of revenue.'

'About this dependant of yours.'

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

"He ran out of pee."

"Bruno, sit."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"Don't worry, he'll dig you up again when he gets hungry."

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Gesundheit!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"Well, you have the wrong address lady. At my puppy school, I teach how to fight and how to survive eating out of garbage bins..."

Dog with crutch.

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

'Your first date with her and you're taking her to the fire hydrant? Talk about class!'

"He's looking for my stock portfolio."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

'In case of spare food please break glass'

'Get another job? Now, how do you propose I do that? You know my breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime.'

'All right...who else didn't eat their homework?'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'We never knew you had a BIG brother!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Northmont dog obedience school.

Flat Dog Society

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'