Comical Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."

"I'm working from home today."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog in love

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

Pet Entertainers

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Balloon dog training

The Karate Kitten.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"He ran out of pee."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Bruno, sit."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"Get a life."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'