Humorous Pet Enthusiast Gifts

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

'I don't go through the rubbish because I'm hungry: I'm just curious...'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"