Humorous Pet Enthusiasts Gifts

"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."