Pet Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

It's resolution time!

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'Why don't you ever come when I call you?'

Noisy Neighbours

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

It's good to be the king.

"Hon, I think the cat wants out."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

Choices that face a dog.

'Fully house trained, is it?'

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Imagine if there was mice flu also?'

#NoJunk

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

The First Cone of Shame.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Pet Entertainers

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"