Pet Humor Fan Gifts

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Every Dog Has His Day

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

'This is my favorite cop show.'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Catfish

'Did you remember to put the cat out?'

"He's all right. None of that species harassment."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Corn dog.

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

'Relax! When I said I was going out to select a bird, I meant the Thanksgiving turkey.'

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

'Believe me, his lovemaking is anything but fettered!'

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.

"Whiskers! Where's your helmet?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

Beware the Dog

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"And now I will attempt to eat a bar of chocolate."

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

Dog spoiling book for cat