Pet-related Humor Fan Gifts

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The americanisation of vulture.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Oh Hi!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Pet Entertainers

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The First Cone of Shame.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.