Canine Humor Fan Gifts

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Author does not do tricks."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Oh Hi!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Pet Entertainers

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee