Canine Comedy Fans Gifts

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog steals toupee.

When Dogs Rule

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Pet Entertainers

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog traps the postman.

Balloon dog training

"He ran out of pee."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"And here are today's categories...."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Bruno, sit."

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Dog Realtor

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!