Dog Humor Fan Gifts

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"I've got problems with the IRS. I haven't filed in seven years."

Balloon dog training

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

"Get a life."

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits I've been living off the royalties ever since'

Dogs playing strip poker.

"Don't make me beg."

"Your attempts at saving my soul from the devil are like my dog's attempts at saving me from the vacuum cleaner."

"I've changed my mind. You can go back to barking at nothing."

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

"Oh, I think someone is smuggling something! ..and I know where!"

"No, no! You're stealing my identity!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Author does not do tricks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Dog wearing a cone

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."