Doggy Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I hate tailgaters..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Dog wearing a cone

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Penguin

The First Cone of Shame.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Balloon dog training

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'