Doggy Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"I hate tailgaters..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Dog wearing a cone

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Now turn your head and bark."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Rogue elephant

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'