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'Tell me this isn't celery.'

When police 'sniffer dogs' go bad.

'You got two 'Get Well' and one 'Get Off the Furniture'.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I believe my house may have stepped in something."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'Avant-guard dog.'

A dog has a dog butt air freshener.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Dude. . . haven't you seen the news?! No closer than six feet!. . . No matter how good my butt smells."

"Yes, our master named us Romeo and Juliet. It's kind of ironic though since we can't stand each other..."

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"That's not H2O is it?"

'So to conclude curiosity did indeed kill the cat . . . no wait, it was a dog.'

"Wow Rexie...your work is always so enticing!!"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Dog Building Dog Poo Wall

"He's cute. But he's got human breath."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Dog wearing a cone

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Now turn your head and bark."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.