Pet Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Okay, are you ready for your final exam?'

"These online newspapers are hell on the teeth!"

"Yesterday I had the trots, you should have seen him trying to scoop that up"

'...Well it just started with a bit of harmless bottom sniffing and then one thing led to another.'

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."

Upset cat with 'Down with laptops' placard

'I love cats. They taste just like chicken.'

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

Travel Agency storefront window sign: SPECIAL! Canary Islands.

'It's great fun. Watch this.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Clean My Litter Box!

"Hand-knotted. You do realize that is a genuine hand-knotted Persian rug?"

'So what if they have a neighborhood watch program?'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Hairball Assistance Hotline...

Dog licences - 'A Chihuahua, eh? Can you prove that he's in this country legally?'

"Mmm...It looks nice and cozy and warm in there...Why don't you try it out?"

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

'Don't be alarmed. That's Rex, from down the street. Rex is a drug addict. No, Rex! Go home bu! Home Rex!'

Sharp dog.

Multiple Personalities - 'Woof, meow, baa,moo.'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

Mice in aspic...get your paws on some today! 'Now you're talkin''

He had a long record. Mostly petty crime.

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

"We the jury find the defendant annoying but strangely intriguing."

"He was my wife's cat."

"Relax. you're not going bald you're just shedding."

Beware of the Dog

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."