Pet Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Okay, are you ready for your final exam?'

"These online newspapers are hell on the teeth!"

"Yesterday I had the trots, you should have seen him trying to scoop that up"

'...Well it just started with a bit of harmless bottom sniffing and then one thing led to another.'

'I love cats. They taste just like chicken.'

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."

Upset cat with 'Down with laptops' placard

'As if she hasn't humiliated us guys enough, now, she has to go and feed them to the squirrels...'

"Hand-knotted. You do realize that is a genuine hand-knotted Persian rug?"

Clean My Litter Box!

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

Travel Agency storefront window sign: SPECIAL! Canary Islands.

'He ate some Preparation-H and his head shrank.'

'It's great fun. Watch this.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Our dog's shedding is worse than we thought. Someone called here and they still got hair on them."

Beware of the Dog

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

"Mmm...It looks nice and cozy and warm in there...Why don't you try it out?"

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

"I'm too lazy to weave through my owner's legs, so I've set up a trip-wire."

'So what if they have a neighborhood watch program?'

Multiple Personalities - 'Woof, meow, baa,moo.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'Don't be alarmed. That's Rex, from down the street. Rex is a drug addict. No, Rex! Go home bu! Home Rex!'

He had a long record. Mostly petty crime.

Mice in aspic...get your paws on some today! 'Now you're talkin''

Sharp dog.

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

Dog licences - 'A Chihuahua, eh? Can you prove that he's in this country legally?'

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