Dog Humor Lover Pillows

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Don't even think about it!

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

Dog smelling Halloween mask on other dog's butt.

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Two

Dog water fountain.

'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I was almost that last year."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog wearing a cone

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Dog on a Shelf.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Scary movie?'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"