Canine Humor Fan Pillows

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Oh Hi!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

Pet Entertainers

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Dog on a Shelf.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'