Dog Comedy Fan Pillows

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Pet Entertainers

Dog traps the postman.

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Training.

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

When Dogs Rule

"Bruno, sit."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Get a life."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

Cat Chores

"He's a bird-dog."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!