Canine Humor Fans Pillows

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Pet Entertainers

Dog on a Shelf.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

When Dogs Rule

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"He ran out of pee."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"Bruno, sit."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog Realtor

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'The day has come.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."