Canine Humor Fans Prints

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Pet Entertainers

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dog on a Shelf.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"He ran out of pee."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

When Dogs Rule

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"Bruno, sit."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog Realtor

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'The day has come.'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Get a life."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"