Dog Humor Fans Prints

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Cooking shows for dogs

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

Beware of dog.

"People talk about tree bark. I've never heard a tree bark."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

When Dogs Rule

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'The day has come.'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'