Dog Lovers Humor Prints

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog wearing a cone

Dog in love

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Get a life."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

"Don't make me beg."

Dogs playing strip poker.

Don't even think about it!

'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'