Dog Lovers Humor Prints

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

Dog wearing a cone

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Get a life."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

"Don't make me beg."

Dogs playing strip poker.

Dog urinating on a work of art.

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Don't even think about it!

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

Dog smelling Halloween mask on other dog's butt.