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It's resolution time!

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'Why don't you ever come when I call you?'

Noisy Neighbours

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

It's good to be the king.

"Hon, I think the cat wants out."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

Choices that face a dog.

'Fully house trained, is it?'

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Imagine if there was mice flu also?'

#NoJunk

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Pet Entertainers

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"