Pet Humor Aficionados Gifts

PlayDog.

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

Sure, they SAY you're man's best friend, but they eat those things called hot dogs. Think about it!

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Dalmatian or fleas?

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Pet Entertainers

The First Cone of Shame.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Dog Calenders.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."