Humor-loving Pet Owners Gifts

Dog Jogger

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Cat and mouse.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Dog Calenders.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I hate surprises!'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

#NoJunk