Humorous Pet Owners Gifts

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

When Pugs dream.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Dog Jogger

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Polly want a cracker?

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

Cat Show - Sheds Most