Comical Pet Owners Gifts

"I thought I knew shame and then they change the definition."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Dog Jogger

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Parrot annoying dog.

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Polly want a cracker?

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Goldie playing chess. Check.

Cattery and kennels

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Let's see, who had the canary?"