Comical Pet Owners Gifts

"I thought I knew shame and then they change the definition."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Cat and mouse.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'I hate surprises!'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

When Pugs dream.

Parrot annoying dog.

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Dog Jogger

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Polly want a cracker?

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"