Funny Pet Owner Gifts

'Hurry up. We don't have all day!'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

K9 Literati.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

When Pugs dream.