Whimsical Pet Owner Gifts

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"I like dogs that look like you can use them as a mop."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'You're kidding right? All these years I've thought the whole point of playing ball is to see who pops it first...'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's only the wind."

'Good book?'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'